A quick post about an absolute retard I have been playing today. The guy is so awful, plays bad runs good and makes excuses sayin his minus 3% roi over 2000 games is bad luck. Anyways I win like 6 in 8 then he goes on a golden streak calling all in on flops with flush draws versus two pairs/sets and hitting over and over. After 40 games he is level on the day yet singing like he has won a million. Still he complains he has won just 14 out of 42 'races'. I ask what drugs is he on and he comes out with the following.... regardless of if I am ahead or in front a race is when all the money is in the middle. I point out that when he is going all in with 34 and 89o and I call way ahead it is not a race and infact he is way behind so should not moan when he doesn't get a miracle. Here is a screenshot of Lewis147 possibly the thickest player I have ever played, even Stevie Wonder has an edge over him!
He is still ranting how he is losing in races, here are two more hands he is calling races and counting in his tally for the day:
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642028569 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:59:27 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764614
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,916 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,084 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [25]
Lewis147 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Ks, Ac ]
MrKangaroo raises to [100]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,084]
MrKangaroo calls [984]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Ks, Ac ]
Lewis147 shows [ 8d, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 9h, 2s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Lewis147 wins 2,168 from main pot with a pair of Eights
************ Game 642028569 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642028679 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:59:41 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764583
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,855 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,145 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
Lewis147 posts small blind [50]
MrKangaroo posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Kc, 6c ]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,145]
MrKangaroo calls [1,045]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Kc, 6c ]
Lewis147 shows [ 6h, 5h ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 3c, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
** Hand Conclusion **
MrKangaroo wins 2,290 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 642028679 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642029633 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 16:01:41 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764614
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,082 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,918 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [25]
Lewis147 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 6c, 6s ]
MrKangaroo raises to [100]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,918]
MrKangaroo calls [982]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [836] to Lewis147
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ 6c, 6s ]
Lewis147 shows [ 6d, Ad ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, Jh, Ks ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
MrKangaroo wins 2,164 from main pot with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
************ Game 642029633 ends ************
Thats three hands in the space of several minutes when he is hugely behind yet he is saying how unlucky he is and how bad I am!!
Talking of retards lets have a couple of hand histories involving everyone favourite idiot, Ardonkey...
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 641716953 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $330 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Tuesday, January 26, 22:45:57 GMT 2010
$330+$10 Turbo NL Hold'em #3759824
Table 1 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 4
Seat 1: YSOSERIOUS ( 700 )
Seat 2: fossilman ( 1,712.50 )
Seat 4: Hops ( 5,407.50 )
Seat 6: arbboy ( 1,180 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
YSOSERIOUS posts small blind [50]
fossilman posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to YSOSERIOUS [ 7h, 5d ]
Hops folds
arbboy raises to [262.50]
YSOSERIOUS folds
fossilman raises to [720]
arbboy calls [457.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 6d, 5h ]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
fossilman goes all-in
fossilman bets [992.50]
arbboy calls [460]
arbboy goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [532.50] to fossilman
** Showdown **
fossilman shows [ Qh, Kh ] a pair of Queens
arbboy shows [ Tc, 8c ] a straight, Queen to Eight
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 2,410 from main pot with a straight, Queen to Eight
************ Game 641716953 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642017654 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:35:25 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,360 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,640 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [10]
arbboy posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 9d, Qs ]
MrKangaroo raises to [40]
arbboy raises to [120]
MrKangaroo calls [80]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, Ac, As ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Showdown **
arbboy shows [ Th, 3c ] two pair, Aces and Tens
MrKangaroo mucks [ 9d, Qs ]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 240 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Tens
************ Game 642017654 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642020314 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:41:06 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,730 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,270 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [15]
arbboy posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 6d, 6h ]
MrKangaroo raises to [90]
arbboy goes all-in
arbboy raises to [1,730]
MrKangaroo folds
Returning uncalled bet [1,640] to arbboy
arbboy shows [ Kh, 7s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 180 from main pot
************ Game 642020314 ends ************
