My favourite retard has been hiding recently. No doubt low on funds as I keep crushing him. Anyways finally he comes out of hiding from under his rock today. First game I win easily, gettin a fair chip lead then snap calling his King hi donk reraise all in. The second game pretty much the same, build up a chip lead and then force him to make a donk all in on level 3. Only this time the retard sucks out with the mighty nine high. I hope this tramp wins the lottery so that he can afford higher stakes!! Anyways obviously having owned him so badly during the two games he runs off and doesn't rematch. What a pathetic busto coward.
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 663450890 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Sunday, March 07, 19:36:41 GMT 2010
$200+$10 NL Hold'em #3900652
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,832 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,168 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [25]
Lewis147 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Ah, Js ]
MrKangaroo raises to [100]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,168]
MrKangaroo calls [1,068]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Ah, Js ]
Lewis147 shows [ 9c, 8c ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, Td, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Lewis147 wins 2,336 from main pot with a straight, Ten to Six
************ Game 663450890 ends ************
Sunday 7 March 2010
Sunday 28 February 2010
Lewis147 is an attention seeking coward peasant
Several people have asked for my opinion on an alleged challenge that has been offered to me. I don't really want to give much airtime to such a retard so instead let me simply prove that he is a coward with no intention of having $20,000 sidebet with me (as he suggested). The screenshot clearly shows he has zero intention of ever participating in any kind of challenge, click on the picture and read what he said...
Wednesday 27 January 2010
NAZI SCUM....
The nazi comes back, i win $4000 on one table, the other he is $5000 up on me then he plays this blinder....
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642399003 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Thursday, January 28, 03:27:36 GMT 2010
Table Malachite 02 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( $2,892 )
Seat 2: BIAZ ( $6,691 )
MrKangaroo posts small blind [$5]
BIAZ posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 7c, Th, 6d, Td ]
MrKangaroo raises to [$30]
BIAZ raises to [$90]
MrKangaroo calls [$60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 5c, 3h ]
BIAZ bets [$123]
MrKangaroo raises to [$320]
BIAZ calls [$197]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
BIAZ checks
MrKangaroo bets [$560]
BIAZ raises to [$2,500]
MrKangaroo calls [$1,922]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$18] to BIAZ
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ 7c, Th, 6d, Td ]
BIAZ shows [ Qh, Ac, Ad, 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
** Hand Conclusion **
BIAZ wins $5,783 from main pot with full house, Aces full of Threes
************ Game 642399003 ends ************
Who the fuck are these morons who are so happy to get it all in on the turn time and time again so weak? Sure long term its all good, but when you hit a bad run you can easy drop $20,000 in one session versus these mother fucking mugs. Huge suckout then he sits out and says I have to go, well fuck you German cunt. I hope his father rapes him in his sleep. Nazi scum
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642399003 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Thursday, January 28, 03:27:36 GMT 2010
Table Malachite 02 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( $2,892 )
Seat 2: BIAZ ( $6,691 )
MrKangaroo posts small blind [$5]
BIAZ posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 7c, Th, 6d, Td ]
MrKangaroo raises to [$30]
BIAZ raises to [$90]
MrKangaroo calls [$60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 5c, 3h ]
BIAZ bets [$123]
MrKangaroo raises to [$320]
BIAZ calls [$197]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
BIAZ checks
MrKangaroo bets [$560]
BIAZ raises to [$2,500]
MrKangaroo calls [$1,922]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$18] to BIAZ
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ 7c, Th, 6d, Td ]
BIAZ shows [ Qh, Ac, Ad, 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
** Hand Conclusion **
BIAZ wins $5,783 from main pot with full house, Aces full of Threes
************ Game 642399003 ends ************
Who the fuck are these morons who are so happy to get it all in on the turn time and time again so weak? Sure long term its all good, but when you hit a bad run you can easy drop $20,000 in one session versus these mother fucking mugs. Huge suckout then he sits out and says I have to go, well fuck you German cunt. I hope his father rapes him in his sleep. Nazi scum
Wanted to have a gamble tonight...
Fancied going for 10,000 spin up. However second hand heads up i flop nuts, lose and then fucking spastic foreign wanker jew cunt sits out...
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642355058 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Thursday, January 28, 00:58:03 GMT 2010
Table Malachite 02 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( $910 )
Seat 2: BIAZ ( $1,118 )
BIAZ posts small blind [$5]
MrKangaroo posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Jh, Kh, 2d, Qd ]
BIAZ raises to [$30]
MrKangaroo raises to [$90]
BIAZ calls [$60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 9c, Kd ]
MrKangaroo bets [$160]
BIAZ raises to [$660]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
MrKangaroo raises to [$820]
BIAZ calls [$160]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Jh, Kh, 2d, Qd ]
BIAZ shows [ Kc, 6c, Jc, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
BIAZ wins $1,819 from main pot with full house, Nines full of Kings
************ Game 642355058 ends ************
Die of aids you fucking cunt
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642355058 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Thursday, January 28, 00:58:03 GMT 2010
Table Malachite 02 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( $910 )
Seat 2: BIAZ ( $1,118 )
BIAZ posts small blind [$5]
MrKangaroo posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Jh, Kh, 2d, Qd ]
BIAZ raises to [$30]
MrKangaroo raises to [$90]
BIAZ calls [$60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 9c, Kd ]
MrKangaroo bets [$160]
BIAZ raises to [$660]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
MrKangaroo raises to [$820]
BIAZ calls [$160]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Jh, Kh, 2d, Qd ]
BIAZ shows [ Kc, 6c, Jc, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
BIAZ wins $1,819 from main pot with full house, Nines full of Kings
************ Game 642355058 ends ************
Die of aids you fucking cunt
How can some people be so so retarded?
A quick post about an absolute retard I have been playing today. The guy is so awful, plays bad runs good and makes excuses sayin his minus 3% roi over 2000 games is bad luck. Anyways I win like 6 in 8 then he goes on a golden streak calling all in on flops with flush draws versus two pairs/sets and hitting over and over. After 40 games he is level on the day yet singing like he has won a million. Still he complains he has won just 14 out of 42 'races'. I ask what drugs is he on and he comes out with the following.... regardless of if I am ahead or in front a race is when all the money is in the middle. I point out that when he is going all in with 34 and 89o and I call way ahead it is not a race and infact he is way behind so should not moan when he doesn't get a miracle. Here is a screenshot of Lewis147 possibly the thickest player I have ever played, even Stevie Wonder has an edge over him!
He is still ranting how he is losing in races, here are two more hands he is calling races and counting in his tally for the day:
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642028569 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:59:27 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764614
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,916 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,084 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [25]
Lewis147 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Ks, Ac ]
MrKangaroo raises to [100]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,084]
MrKangaroo calls [984]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Ks, Ac ]
Lewis147 shows [ 8d, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 9h, 2s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Lewis147 wins 2,168 from main pot with a pair of Eights
************ Game 642028569 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642028679 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:59:41 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764583
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,855 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,145 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
Lewis147 posts small blind [50]
MrKangaroo posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ Kc, 6c ]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,145]
MrKangaroo calls [1,045]
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ Kc, 6c ]
Lewis147 shows [ 6h, 5h ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 3c, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
** Hand Conclusion **
MrKangaroo wins 2,290 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 642028679 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642029633 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 16:01:41 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764614
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: MrKangaroo ( 1,082 )
Seat 2: Lewis147 ( 1,918 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [25]
Lewis147 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 6c, 6s ]
MrKangaroo raises to [100]
Lewis147 goes all-in
Lewis147 raises to [1,918]
MrKangaroo calls [982]
MrKangaroo goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [836] to Lewis147
** Showdown **
MrKangaroo shows [ 6c, 6s ]
Lewis147 shows [ 6d, Ad ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, Jh, Ks ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
MrKangaroo wins 2,164 from main pot with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
************ Game 642029633 ends ************
Thats three hands in the space of several minutes when he is hugely behind yet he is saying how unlucky he is and how bad I am!!
Talking of retards lets have a couple of hand histories involving everyone favourite idiot, Ardonkey...
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 641716953 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $330 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Tuesday, January 26, 22:45:57 GMT 2010
$330+$10 Turbo NL Hold'em #3759824
Table 1 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 4
Seat 1: YSOSERIOUS ( 700 )
Seat 2: fossilman ( 1,712.50 )
Seat 4: Hops ( 5,407.50 )
Seat 6: arbboy ( 1,180 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
YSOSERIOUS posts small blind [50]
fossilman posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to YSOSERIOUS [ 7h, 5d ]
Hops folds
arbboy raises to [262.50]
YSOSERIOUS folds
fossilman raises to [720]
arbboy calls [457.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 6d, 5h ]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
fossilman goes all-in
fossilman bets [992.50]
arbboy calls [460]
arbboy goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [532.50] to fossilman
** Showdown **
fossilman shows [ Qh, Kh ] a pair of Queens
arbboy shows [ Tc, 8c ] a straight, Queen to Eight
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 2,410 from main pot with a straight, Queen to Eight
************ Game 641716953 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642017654 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:35:25 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,360 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,640 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [10]
arbboy posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 9d, Qs ]
MrKangaroo raises to [40]
arbboy raises to [120]
MrKangaroo calls [80]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, Ac, As ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Showdown **
arbboy shows [ Th, 3c ] two pair, Aces and Tens
MrKangaroo mucks [ 9d, Qs ]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 240 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Tens
************ Game 642017654 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642020314 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:41:06 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,730 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,270 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [15]
arbboy posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [ 6d, 6h ]
MrKangaroo raises to [90]
arbboy goes all-in
arbboy raises to [1,730]
MrKangaroo folds
Returning uncalled bet [1,640] to arbboy
arbboy shows [ Kh, 7s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 180 from main pot
************ Game 642020314 ends ************
Monday 18 January 2010
Slave labour....
Longest session today in absolutely ages! £200 loss, second losing day of 2010. Still £11,800 less than the other losing day! Lose 2/2 $500s to absolute morons as well. Also outdrawn for a few $1000+ pots on 2/5$ plo 6max. Still in profit by a few thousand this month, sickening to have lost £12,000 in such strange circumstances at the start of the month. Betfair very dead at the moment, fulltilt not much better. I may have to open a few more accounts on some lesser known sites also as traffic seems to be bad on all networks.
Wednesday 13 January 2010
Betfair emails.....
Betfair keep giving unsatisfactory responses yet I am going to stop posting emails they send back as they will probably be even more awkward and non cooperative. They just sent this to me:
Betfair does not support in any way cheater on our site/tables and if found, we would take appropiate actions. Should I remind you the waiver at the bottom of this email. We have notice your postings about our responses to you on your blog.
Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I don't know what the legal implications can be if any for displaying an email for public knowledge. I am pretty certain I am allowed to display emails they send regardless of their wishes in the waiver. Getting sick of betfair to be honest and most of my high stake games are on fulltiltpoker now. The rake I pay betfair now is pretty much half of what it was this time last year.
Here is their waiver:
This customer services email is sent by Betfair Limited on behalf of one or more Betfair Group companies.
Betfair Limited | Winslow Road | Hammersmith Embankment | London | W6 9HP
Registered in England and Wales under company number 5140986
The information in this e-mail and any attachment is confidential and is intended only for the named recipient(s). The e-mail may not be disclosed or used by any person other than the addressee, nor may it be copied in any way. If you are not a named recipient please notify the sender immediately and delete any copies of this message. Any unauthorised copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in this e-mail is strictly forbidden. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company. Betfair ® and the BETFAIR LOGO are registered trade marks of The Sporting Exchange Limited.
Betfair does not support in any way cheater on our site/tables and if found, we would take appropiate actions. Should I remind you the waiver at the bottom of this email. We have notice your postings about our responses to you on your blog.
Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I don't know what the legal implications can be if any for displaying an email for public knowledge. I am pretty certain I am allowed to display emails they send regardless of their wishes in the waiver. Getting sick of betfair to be honest and most of my high stake games are on fulltiltpoker now. The rake I pay betfair now is pretty much half of what it was this time last year.
Here is their waiver:
This customer services email is sent by Betfair Limited on behalf of one or more Betfair Group companies.
Betfair Limited | Winslow Road | Hammersmith Embankment | London | W6 9HP
Registered in England and Wales under company number 5140986
The information in this e-mail and any attachment is confidential and is intended only for the named recipient(s). The e-mail may not be disclosed or used by any person other than the addressee, nor may it be copied in any way. If you are not a named recipient please notify the sender immediately and delete any copies of this message. Any unauthorised copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in this e-mail is strictly forbidden. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company. Betfair ® and the BETFAIR LOGO are registered trade marks of The Sporting Exchange Limited.
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